Ugh, ballplayers.

[ang]

Comics thoughts coming later, but I need to take a moment to link this:

Aeros players charged with assault in brawl
3 Indians minor-leaguers charged in downtown Akron incident

First baseman Beau Mills, outfielder Jerad Head and pitcher Josh Tomlin are each charged with felonious assault after an incident near closing time June 3 at Whiskey Dick's on West Exchange Street.

And:

Theodore Zeman III, 25, of Seven Hills, spent at least two days in the hospital after sustaining a punctured lung and rib fractures in the brawl.

And it sounds like the ballplayers were the ones who instigated it. SHOCKING, I KNOW.

Basically, WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL, YOU GUYS. >:(