IT MAKES ME SO FUCKING ANGRY YOU HAVE NO IDEA. NO IDEA. AND LIKE, EVEN FUCKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD FUCKING KNOW BETTER THINK LIKE THAT. I mean, half the reason why I fucking hate established relationship fic is that it's WEIRDLY HARD to find the actual dynamic continued in the fic, like removing the sexual tension removes 30% of the dynamic, which SO MUCH NO. SO, SO MUCH NO. WHAT THE HELL PEOPLE.