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hiit iit and quiit iit ([personal profile] ang) wrote2011-03-14 04:36 am

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I was going to post this on [livejournal.com profile] dear_gnome, but then I realized I'd rather post it here.


Dear paladin Tank from SM - Cathedral:
Thanks for chain pulling, and pulling the mobs back to the group, and ignoring a mob that had AoE'd us earlier in the dungeon. I really appreciated being in combat for the entire dungeon. Level 39 shadow priests have tons of mana regen talents, and I can drink as many mana potions per combat session as I want, so it's not like I had to resort to wanding for half the dungeon or anyth-- oh wait.


Dear mage from same:
We finally got out of combat and I actually had regened up to 25% of my mana pool. 25% of my mana pool is not enough to get through a boss fight. So when I said "Mana before boss" and the tank said "OK," WHY DID YOU PULL THE BOSS WERE YOU DROPPED ON YOUR HEAD AS CHILD OMG WHYYYYYYYY.


Dear warrior tank from a different SM - Cathedral:
When the healer says "AFK after this," I think she probably meant after the current combat session, not after... I don't know, something else? Boy, I sure do love healing dungeons as shadow because tanks don't realize they don't have a real healer.


Dear warrior tank from Mauradon:
THE HEALER DROPPED GROUP WHY ARE YOU STILL PULLING. OK I GUESS I WILL HEAL TRASH UNTIL WE GET A NEW HEALER WAIT WE DIDN'T REQUEUE WHY ARE YOU PULLING A BOSS OMG OMG OMG WHAT. WAAAAT.


Dear warrior tank from Dire Maul:
I've been running a lot of 85 dungeons on my main lately, which means I've run into a lot of Death Knight tanks, who have all been perfectly capable. Which I guess is why it took me a HALF HOUR to realize the reason you couldn't hold aggro for beans was THAT YOU WERE ARMS.


Dear all worgen druid Dire Maul group:
*__________* Can I server transfer and come join your guild? If you won't have my spriest because you need all druids, I can bring my nelf druid instead. I'm going resto on her, so your moonkins can be moonkins instead of fighting over who has to be resto this time.


Dear healers:
HOW ARE YOU ALL SO DAMN PRO?


Dear Blizzard:
I can't get better water for 5 more levels and my mana pool is already twice the amount of mana the water will regen if I actually get to drink for the whole 30 seconds. That seems... poorly thought out.



By which I mean Yay, Warrior is 70 and Yay priest is 40!!!

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