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The part that was totally heinous: Look, I understand that when old people get senile they sometimes start to get a little... inappropriate, but that doesn't mean I'm good at rolling with it when an old guy comes up and starts staring at me and keeps asking me to sit in his lap when I am stuck behind the register and can't leave and I can't tell him to buzz off because you can't be rude to customers oh god. And then he left because I apparently successfully ignored him, and wound up grabbing the arm of another lady customer and being creepy at her, and he was acting so familiar with her I just assumed he knew her, but then he walked away from her too, and so he apparently did not, and I felt really bad about not telling him to stop touching other customers, and guys it was so gross. D: SO THAT SUCKED.

The part that is awesome: So what I realized is that while I cannot write

kink_bingo stories at work, I could write

schmoop_bingo stories while at work. And the mods changed the prompts list so the holidays were no longer so Christian westerner specific! So, um, I have a Schmoop Bingo card is what I am saying. the best part about Schmoop Bingo so far is that to post it to Dreamwidth, I just edited a copy of my Kink Bingo card to have my Schmoop bingo prompts in it. Replacing "enemas" with "anniversary - one partner sick" and whatnot while fixing up the entry was basically awesome.