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IABAVG: Kingdom Hearts 12: QUIT THROWING BANANAS AT ME.
World: Deep Jungle
Gameplay: 12:43
Level: 19? 20? Somewhere in there. If Sora isn't Level 20 yet, he's about to be, because Goofy just leveled.
Okay, so Wonderland confused me A LOT and also, I was possibly too high level for the boss, because I was totally waiting for the Queen of Hearts to be the boss, but SHE WAS NOT. So what I thought I had to do to finish Wonderland was go find Alice and then return her to Wonderland and then fight the Queen of Hearts, but ACTUALLY I am FINISHED with Wonderland!
Anyway, I also Googled a bit (and![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
totable_cobra helped me out) and I do not want to do the stuff in Traverse Town until I have finished both Deep Jungle AND Olympus. And even though Deep Jungle had THREE stars and Olympus had TWO, I REMEMBER HOW MUCH I SUCKED AT DESTROYING ALL THOSE BARRELS THE FIRST TIME, so I decided to go on to Deep Jungle.
Deep Jungle is less irritating than Wonderland in that rooms don't magically turn on their sides, and the Cheshire Cat isn't wandering around fucking with me and whatnot. I also actually kind of like swinging from vines. I ALSO kind of like how before the Heartless show up there, sometimes a tiger would just show up and claw the shit out of you. BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING TIGER. THAT'S HOW TIGERS ROLL.
I keep waffling on whether I want to put Tarzan in my party or not. On the one hand, Donald gets knocked unconscious every time we encounter those GODDAMN MONKEY HEARTLESS. Like, I've got him in a Protect Chain and a Protera Chain and he still spends half his time unconscious. And Tarzan kind of kicks ass. (His ability list entertained the shit out of me. He has HELLA skillz.) But on the OTHER hand, there are Trinity marks I need Donald to activate, and I need to rescue me some Dalmations, and savepoints are kind of thin on the ground in the jungle.
Having Tarzan in my party makes fighting monkey Heartless much less obnoxious because 1. he's fast, and 2. he can one-hit kill those fuckers, but, then I feel like a dick for keeping Donald out of the action. I don't know. I'll probably go put Tarzan back in my party again, though, because I like NOT DYING more than I like not being a dick to Donald Duck.
ANYWAY. MY POINT HERE is that as obnoxious as the regular monkey Heartless are, the ones in little red dresses are EVEN WORSE. I mean, on the one hand, they have like ZERO HP to speak of, but on the other hand, THEY ARE OBNOXIOUS LITTLE FUCKS. Plus, they explode into munny, not HP, and while I LIKE munny, I like recovering HP more.
I have saved the gorilla in the tree house, and he somehow gave me shit for my spaceship because, I don't know, gorillas know shit about spacetravel. Now Jane is telling me I have to go make sure Clayton is okay. Lady, I do not give a fuck about Clayton. I realize this is a dick thing to say because the Heartless are like Fate Worse Than Death or whatever, but seriously, you care about Clayton so much, I'll hook you up with a branch and you can help me fight Heartless to go rescue him or whatever. Oh, what's that you say? You're not a playable character on account of being a lady? SHOCKER.
And an unrelated rec!
Pas de deux byneery
Figure skating/Reality TV Evan Lysacek/Johnny Weir, but really it's Evan & Anna Trebunskaya friendship fic. 28,000 words. In which Anna is long-suffering, Evan fails at human emotions, and Johnny sort of shows up to be Johnny on occasion.
Gameplay: 12:43
Level: 19? 20? Somewhere in there. If Sora isn't Level 20 yet, he's about to be, because Goofy just leveled.
Okay, so Wonderland confused me A LOT and also, I was possibly too high level for the boss, because I was totally waiting for the Queen of Hearts to be the boss, but SHE WAS NOT. So what I thought I had to do to finish Wonderland was go find Alice and then return her to Wonderland and then fight the Queen of Hearts, but ACTUALLY I am FINISHED with Wonderland!
Anyway, I also Googled a bit (and
totable_cobra helped me out) and I do not want to do the stuff in Traverse Town until I have finished both Deep Jungle AND Olympus. And even though Deep Jungle had THREE stars and Olympus had TWO, I REMEMBER HOW MUCH I SUCKED AT DESTROYING ALL THOSE BARRELS THE FIRST TIME, so I decided to go on to Deep Jungle.Deep Jungle is less irritating than Wonderland in that rooms don't magically turn on their sides, and the Cheshire Cat isn't wandering around fucking with me and whatnot. I also actually kind of like swinging from vines. I ALSO kind of like how before the Heartless show up there, sometimes a tiger would just show up and claw the shit out of you. BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING TIGER. THAT'S HOW TIGERS ROLL.
I keep waffling on whether I want to put Tarzan in my party or not. On the one hand, Donald gets knocked unconscious every time we encounter those GODDAMN MONKEY HEARTLESS. Like, I've got him in a Protect Chain and a Protera Chain and he still spends half his time unconscious. And Tarzan kind of kicks ass. (His ability list entertained the shit out of me. He has HELLA skillz.) But on the OTHER hand, there are Trinity marks I need Donald to activate, and I need to rescue me some Dalmations, and savepoints are kind of thin on the ground in the jungle.
Having Tarzan in my party makes fighting monkey Heartless much less obnoxious because 1. he's fast, and 2. he can one-hit kill those fuckers, but, then I feel like a dick for keeping Donald out of the action. I don't know. I'll probably go put Tarzan back in my party again, though, because I like NOT DYING more than I like not being a dick to Donald Duck.
ANYWAY. MY POINT HERE is that as obnoxious as the regular monkey Heartless are, the ones in little red dresses are EVEN WORSE. I mean, on the one hand, they have like ZERO HP to speak of, but on the other hand, THEY ARE OBNOXIOUS LITTLE FUCKS. Plus, they explode into munny, not HP, and while I LIKE munny, I like recovering HP more.
I have saved the gorilla in the tree house, and he somehow gave me shit for my spaceship because, I don't know, gorillas know shit about spacetravel. Now Jane is telling me I have to go make sure Clayton is okay. Lady, I do not give a fuck about Clayton. I realize this is a dick thing to say because the Heartless are like Fate Worse Than Death or whatever, but seriously, you care about Clayton so much, I'll hook you up with a branch and you can help me fight Heartless to go rescue him or whatever. Oh, what's that you say? You're not a playable character on account of being a lady? SHOCKER.
And an unrelated rec!
Pas de deux by
neeryFigure skating/Reality TV Evan Lysacek/Johnny Weir, but really it's Evan & Anna Trebunskaya friendship fic. 28,000 words. In which Anna is long-suffering, Evan fails at human emotions, and Johnny sort of shows up to be Johnny on occasion.