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IABAVG: Kingdom Hearts 11: OH. OH GOD. IT'S JUGGLING FIRE.
World: Wonderland
Gameplay: 8:35-10:22
Level: 15-17
So I actually played videogames for more than 15-30 minutes today, which is KIND OF A FEAT in my world. I usually get bored after a few minutes and have to stop and go do something else. I did have to stop and restart a bunch of times today for reasons of frustration, but I put together a decent run of time!
I took my three pieces of evidence to the Queen of Hearts instead of looking for the extra piece of evidence that I didn't need, but could find. Blah blah blah, the Red Queen is a jerk and Donald and Sora had to fight her playing card minions and also beat up a tower while goffy was locked up. FIGHTING THINGS WITHOUT GOOFY IS HARD. Everything turned out okay in the end!
EXCEPT OH NO WE LOST ALICE. SOMEHOW. Dear the Queen of Hearts, your legal system leaves something to be desired.
SO THEN I SPENT LIKE AN HOUR TOOLING AROUND THE LOTUS FOREST/THE QUEEN'S COURT/ROOMS ON THEIR SIDES because HOLY CRAP I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING WHY IS THIS ROOM SIDEWAYS SHUT THE ACTUAL HELL UP, THE CHESHIRE CAT. People who do not know me, be warned: I actually say these things the entire time I am playing videogames. I am always like WHY ARE YOU ON FIRE FOR NO REASON.
I made friends with some White Mushroom Heartless, but they gave me nothing. NOTHING.
Anyway, I finally figured everything out, and got back to the right-side-up version of the Bizarre Room and decided to talk to the Cheshire Cat before I drank the potion to make me bigger and then the goddamn Trickmaster showed up and WAS GIANT and JUGGLED FIRE AND OH CRAP WHY IS IT SO BIG I CAN'T HIT IT. So I suspect it took me slightly longer to beat it than it should have for this reason, although possibly even if I'd tried to drink the potion to be bigger, it wouldn't have let me. I also experienced my first "One of my party is currently unconscious" moments. Poor, poor Donald. He even is the one with the freaking Fire Ring on, and yet, THE FIRE RING DOES NOTHING.
So, uh, now I have learned Ice Magic! Yeah!
I also have to get back into the Gummi Ship and go somewhere else to find Alice. I AM SO BAD AT DRIVING VIDEOGAME VEHICLES, YOU GUYS. So, uh, I guess I'm going somewhere else! Or something! I'll figure it out. Hopefully she is in Traverse Town, but I suspect that is unlikely.
I also need to figure out how to equip the items I collect for the Gummi Ship. Or something. I basically need to fill it up with "I can run into shit and not die!" items, mostly, because I run into shit a lot when I man vehicles in videogames. LOOK YOU SHOULDN'T ASK ME TO FLY THROUGH RINGS THEN, OKAY.
Before I leave, I might go back to the Tea Party and try sitting in more chairs to see if I get anything good. Since the first two times I sat in chairs I got Heartless. FOR REAL. My luck has been so shitty this game.
EDIT
World: Traverse Town
Gameplay: 11:20 or something
OKAY DUDES. HOW DO I GET TO THE UNDERGROUND CAVERN? It is still locked. I suspect I have to get through the giant pile of boxes to the locked chest behind it, but this appears to be impossible thus far. Tip tips?
Also, I am going to hope I can get through the flying sequences without ever building a new Gummi Ship on the basis that I AM SORRY CHIP AND DALE RESCUE RANGERS BUT I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR TUTORIAL.
Gameplay: 8:35-10:22
Level: 15-17
So I actually played videogames for more than 15-30 minutes today, which is KIND OF A FEAT in my world. I usually get bored after a few minutes and have to stop and go do something else. I did have to stop and restart a bunch of times today for reasons of frustration, but I put together a decent run of time!
I took my three pieces of evidence to the Queen of Hearts instead of looking for the extra piece of evidence that I didn't need, but could find. Blah blah blah, the Red Queen is a jerk and Donald and Sora had to fight her playing card minions and also beat up a tower while goffy was locked up. FIGHTING THINGS WITHOUT GOOFY IS HARD. Everything turned out okay in the end!
EXCEPT OH NO WE LOST ALICE. SOMEHOW. Dear the Queen of Hearts, your legal system leaves something to be desired.
SO THEN I SPENT LIKE AN HOUR TOOLING AROUND THE LOTUS FOREST/THE QUEEN'S COURT/ROOMS ON THEIR SIDES because HOLY CRAP I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING WHY IS THIS ROOM SIDEWAYS SHUT THE ACTUAL HELL UP, THE CHESHIRE CAT. People who do not know me, be warned: I actually say these things the entire time I am playing videogames. I am always like WHY ARE YOU ON FIRE FOR NO REASON.
I made friends with some White Mushroom Heartless, but they gave me nothing. NOTHING.
Anyway, I finally figured everything out, and got back to the right-side-up version of the Bizarre Room and decided to talk to the Cheshire Cat before I drank the potion to make me bigger and then the goddamn Trickmaster showed up and WAS GIANT and JUGGLED FIRE AND OH CRAP WHY IS IT SO BIG I CAN'T HIT IT. So I suspect it took me slightly longer to beat it than it should have for this reason, although possibly even if I'd tried to drink the potion to be bigger, it wouldn't have let me. I also experienced my first "One of my party is currently unconscious" moments. Poor, poor Donald. He even is the one with the freaking Fire Ring on, and yet, THE FIRE RING DOES NOTHING.
So, uh, now I have learned Ice Magic! Yeah!
I also have to get back into the Gummi Ship and go somewhere else to find Alice. I AM SO BAD AT DRIVING VIDEOGAME VEHICLES, YOU GUYS. So, uh, I guess I'm going somewhere else! Or something! I'll figure it out. Hopefully she is in Traverse Town, but I suspect that is unlikely.
I also need to figure out how to equip the items I collect for the Gummi Ship. Or something. I basically need to fill it up with "I can run into shit and not die!" items, mostly, because I run into shit a lot when I man vehicles in videogames. LOOK YOU SHOULDN'T ASK ME TO FLY THROUGH RINGS THEN, OKAY.
Before I leave, I might go back to the Tea Party and try sitting in more chairs to see if I get anything good. Since the first two times I sat in chairs I got Heartless. FOR REAL. My luck has been so shitty this game.
EDIT
World: Traverse Town
Gameplay: 11:20 or something
OKAY DUDES. HOW DO I GET TO THE UNDERGROUND CAVERN? It is still locked. I suspect I have to get through the giant pile of boxes to the locked chest behind it, but this appears to be impossible thus far. Tip tips?
Also, I am going to hope I can get through the flying sequences without ever building a new Gummi Ship on the basis that I AM SORRY CHIP AND DALE RESCUE RANGERS BUT I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR TUTORIAL.

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