![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
Entry tags:
IABAVG: Kingdom Hearts 13: Heartless of Darkness
Worlds: Deep Jungle, Olympus Coliseum
Gameplay: 14:37
Level: 21
So! I am spamming today, but that is because I finished Deep Jungle. TARZAN, I WILL MISS YOU.
So, yeah, basically so far this game is just tooling around over and over and running in circles until the game decides that I'm done with stuff. Anyway, I had to ~rescue Jane~ from some Heartless, which also involved beating the shit out of some sort of horrifying pod-like thing on a tree. IT WAS CREEPY AND PROBABLY FULL OF LARVAE OR SOMETHING. (I think it was supposed to be a PLANT OF HORROR? I don't know, dudes. It was gross.)
And then Jane was just like "You have to save the gorillas!" and I was like "JANE I KNOW. BUT SAVE THEM FROM WHAT. AND WHERE. YOU ARE THE LEAST HELPFUL EVER."
Luckily, whenever I have no idea what to do in Deep Jungle, I check out the Treehouse and then jump down to camp. And in camp, CLAYTON HAD GONE ALL HEART OF DARKNESS ON US. HEARTLESS OF DARKNESS I MEAN. GEDDIT?
So he, like, decided to ride an invisible Heartless lizard around and try to kick my ass. INVISIBLE LIZARD. I was kind of surprised that you beat the shit out of the lizard first and then have to chase Clayton around and beat the crap out of him. You'd think it would be in the other order. Also, I know he's a bad dude, but I felt kind of bad hitting him at the end because he curled up on the ground and clearly wanted me to stop hitting him and I was like I AM SORRY EVIL DUDE. THIS HURTS ME MORE THAN IT HURTS YOU.
And then Kerchak threw me into a waterfall and I spent like a fucking hour and a half finding the door to lock. AND THEN THERE WERE LIKE TWENTY GODDAMN CUTSCENES. By which I mean Oh no!!!! Alice!!! D:
So, uh! Onto Olympus! So far I have tooled around a bit and learned BLIZZARD IT DOES NOTHING and also that cranky satyrs are pretty hilarious. Secret Canadian has promised me that if I get stuck on the barrel breaking thing again, he'll come over and try to beat it for me, since he is better at timed trials in videogames than I am. HE BETTER MAKE GOOD ON THIS PROMISE BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE HIGH HOPES FOR MYSELF.
Gameplay: 14:37
Level: 21
So! I am spamming today, but that is because I finished Deep Jungle. TARZAN, I WILL MISS YOU.
So, yeah, basically so far this game is just tooling around over and over and running in circles until the game decides that I'm done with stuff. Anyway, I had to ~rescue Jane~ from some Heartless, which also involved beating the shit out of some sort of horrifying pod-like thing on a tree. IT WAS CREEPY AND PROBABLY FULL OF LARVAE OR SOMETHING. (I think it was supposed to be a PLANT OF HORROR? I don't know, dudes. It was gross.)
And then Jane was just like "You have to save the gorillas!" and I was like "JANE I KNOW. BUT SAVE THEM FROM WHAT. AND WHERE. YOU ARE THE LEAST HELPFUL EVER."
Luckily, whenever I have no idea what to do in Deep Jungle, I check out the Treehouse and then jump down to camp. And in camp, CLAYTON HAD GONE ALL HEART OF DARKNESS ON US. HEARTLESS OF DARKNESS I MEAN. GEDDIT?
So he, like, decided to ride an invisible Heartless lizard around and try to kick my ass. INVISIBLE LIZARD. I was kind of surprised that you beat the shit out of the lizard first and then have to chase Clayton around and beat the crap out of him. You'd think it would be in the other order. Also, I know he's a bad dude, but I felt kind of bad hitting him at the end because he curled up on the ground and clearly wanted me to stop hitting him and I was like I AM SORRY EVIL DUDE. THIS HURTS ME MORE THAN IT HURTS YOU.
And then Kerchak threw me into a waterfall and I spent like a fucking hour and a half finding the door to lock. AND THEN THERE WERE LIKE TWENTY GODDAMN CUTSCENES. By which I mean Oh no!!!! Alice!!! D:
So, uh! Onto Olympus! So far I have tooled around a bit and learned BLIZZARD IT DOES NOTHING and also that cranky satyrs are pretty hilarious. Secret Canadian has promised me that if I get stuck on the barrel breaking thing again, he'll come over and try to beat it for me, since he is better at timed trials in videogames than I am. HE BETTER MAKE GOOD ON THIS PROMISE BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE HIGH HOPES FOR MYSELF.
no subject
no subject
Anyway, if you have access to a PS2, you should give it a shot. The gameplay is fairly infuriating some of the time, but on the other hand, just listening to Donald Duck lose his shit in the middle of battle is pretty great. (Even if he tends to get his ass kicked pretty much constantly.)