*blood drop*

After all that hemming and hawing about what to write, I whipped out my document for that long and involved ASOIAF urban fantasy genfic instead of anything in a fandom I'm actually currently participating in?

I mean, it's the only story where I actually have a good sense of the whole plot and not just a ~premise~, and I think it's probably the least shit of my fanfic ideas, but it's also very "really? her?"

On the plus side, if I do actually manage to get any serious work done on this, someday I will be able to bring "These are girlfriend texts." to an actual posted story.

Also, I legitimately love writing Asha Greyjoy & Tris Botley's whole awkward dynamic.

Also also, even though it's not really in this story due to who's the POV focus, and the character is still a Complete Monster, Ramsay Snow as the New Money of Vampires will never not be funny to me.

Anyway, I still can't believe that fuckin' "just switch your font to Comic Sans" trick works.

this is absolutely about hockey rpf, but it applies to all sports rpf so here have a baseball icon.

So I don't want to get back into men's sports RPF because male professional athletes have such a high propensity for being disappointing, on account of being dudes whose educations largely were ignored, and who were never corrected about personality stuff on account of them being good at sportball, and who are usually very large and have a lot of privilege, and become extremely famous in their early 20s, and are drenched in a culture of excessive alcohol consumption. Which is, you know, a perfect environment for regular dudes to come out of perfectly socialized.

But anyway, the problem is also that all that stuff that makes me intensely distrustful of sportmans also makes me really fucking love sports RPF because you can pitch me any old idiot plot and I'll be like "I absolutely believe the dudes involved are dumb enough to do that."

So, you know. It's hard.